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catpun: PEOPLE WHO THINK YOUR GRADES REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:12:10 -0400

PEOPLE WHO THINK YOUR GRADES REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE

megaman2: megaman2: “mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:11:55 -0400

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

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Tue, 21 May 2013 20:10:45 -0400

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Tue, 21 May 2013 20:07:26 -0400

jinn0uchi: the-hatred-machine: purgatorystuck: Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old Mi...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:20:06 -0400

jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

madturbating: INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE THEATER

Wed, 08 May 2013 21:17:09 -0400

madturbating:

INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR

I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE THEATER

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Tue, 30 Apr 2013 21:25:07 -0400

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Tue, 30 Apr 2013 21:08:57 -0400

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Tue, 30 Apr 2013 21:06:32 -0400

england-made-a-spooky-blog-and: nega-che-chalaga: salt-water-ch...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 21:05:19 -0400

england-made-a-spooky-blog-and:

nega-che-chalaga:

salt-water-chardonnay:

latinagabi:

thenoodledude:

emergencysalsa:

Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting

4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.

reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating.

deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine.

It got better

boys in fights: i hate you, man, fuck you.

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 21:00:02 -0400

boys in fights: i hate you, man, fuck you.
girls in fights: your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and i bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. also, i had sex with your boyfriend. and also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. p.s your mum is sleeping with her yoga teacher. bye, cunt.

corgisandboobs: “You’re so tight,” I whisper as I slip into my pants.

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 20:59:37 -0400

corgisandboobs:

“You’re so tight,” I whisper as I slip into my pants.

overlord-zillyhoo: some BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 20:59:19 -0400

overlord-zillyhoo:

some

BODY ONCE TOLD ME

makaracinnamon: bardsplay: me sneakin up on da pussy i JsUT FUCKING SPIT EVERYWHERE

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 20:49:05 -0400

makaracinnamon:

bardsplay:

me sneakin up on da pussy

i JsUT FUCKING SPIT EVERYWHERE

"It turns out procrastination is not typically a function of laziness, apathy or work ethic as it is..."

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 21:52:00 -0400

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It turns out procrastination is not typically a function of laziness, apathy or work ethic as it is often regarded to be. It’s a neurotic self-defense behavior that develops to protect a person’s sense of self-worth.

You see, procrastinators tend to be people who have, for whatever reason, developed to perceive an unusually strong association between their performance and their value as a person. This makes failure or criticism disproportionately painful, which leads naturally to hesitancy when it comes to the prospect of doing anything that reflects their ability — which is pretty much everything.

But in real life, you can’t avoid doing things. We have to earn a living, do our taxes, have difficult conversations sometimes. Human life requires confronting uncertainty and risk, so pressure mounts. Procrastination gives a person a temporary hit of relief from this pressure of “having to do” things, which is a self-rewarding behavior. So it continues and becomes the normal way to respond to these pressures.

Particularly prone to serious procrastination problems are children who grew up with unusually high expectations placed on them. Their older siblings may have been high achievers, leaving big shoes to fill, or their parents may have had neurotic and inhuman expectations of their own, or else they exhibited exceptional talents early on, and thereafter “average” performances were met with concern and suspicion from parents and teachers.

”

- David Cain, “Procrastination Is Not Laziness” (via pawneeparksdepartment)

nutella-fandom: ezriela: If it’s Sunday, you must reblog.‘Tis...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 21:23:11 -0400

nutella-fandom:

ezriela:

If it’s Sunday, you must reblog.
‘Tis Potterhead law.

Reblogging every Sunday to honor Richard Griffiths

fuckingrecipes: fangirlstarship: nerdamongnerds: sord: ukidok...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 21:00:45 -0400

fuckingrecipes:

fangirlstarship:

nerdamongnerds:

sord:

ukidoki:

militaryfit-bombshell:

Super Silky Summer Legs

Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon.

Ingredients

1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar)

1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil)

3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon)

1-2 Razors

Mix everything together in a bowl.

Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes.

Shave your legs.

Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage.

Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see.

Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah.

Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off.

Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness!

Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha.

I have silky arm pits too!!

Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs.

i just did this and after about 2 or so months of not shaving this is the most incredible thing i have ever done its like my legs arent even legs they’re some sort of ancient fabric made only for powerful pharoahs

i highly suggest this even if you don’t shave use it on your feet or shave your pits or your pubes with it because you will feel like a fucking deity

HOLY SHIT I JUST USED THIS AND???? I FEEL LIKE MY LEGS ARE MADE OF ANGEL WINGS

THIS IS THE BEST THING IF YOU DON’T USE IT YOU’RE CRAZY

I just tried this and it feels so good I want to cry

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR LIKE 6 MONTHS THANK YOU TUMBLR

THIS FUCKING RECIPE IS A WONDERFUL THING. USE IT WHEREVER YOU SHAVE.

FACE? LEGS? IDK JUST SMUSH IT AGAINST YOUR SKIN AND REJOICE

500-d4ys-0f-summ3r: I saw a TED talk on this. Midget...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 15:55:22 -0400

500-d4ys-0f-summ3r:

I saw a TED talk on this.

Midget Handjob…

What a catch, Whitney: So this guy in a pokemon tcg group was trying to sell a shirt from...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 17:47:52 -0400

What a catch, Whitney: So this guy in a pokemon tcg group was trying to sell a shirt from...:

waterstbutcher:

So this guy in a pokemon tcg group was trying to sell a shirt from nationals (one that was a specialty shirt) while doing so people started joking around saying “can we pay you to put on the shirt and take it off” and “how about we pay you to cover yourself in hot sauce instead” and he…

best-of-funny: X

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 16:40:20 -0400

best-of-funny:

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